A letter to my little friend (copy to V.V. Bonaparte)

The River Stix is to your bloody Red Kanawa what Hades is to the enraged juvenile delinquent fire setter animal torturer, Armstrong Creek vermin user-recruiter. Good old military school did not help you much, and your new doctrine will not help you much either. Grow up, already! Jump over your own stinky Kanawa (don't dig in mine). Stay away from Aden and cover you own Boomber Bottom!

Be a man! Join the platoon with all your sidekicks. Or else: you'll get a haircut, will be demoted to Sisyphus and will play your favorite Barracuda 24/7 in your solntsevo solarium. Think about it.