Вот вам, други, за заслуги!

"Вот вам, други,
За заслуги",
Рёк Вован своей обслуге. 

 "Хоть ты, Жирик, архиплут,
Будешь мой придворный шут.
Что ни хочешь, всё проси,
Прима-Клоун всей Руси! 
Без тебя я был бы сам
Смех сквозь слёзы наших дам.
Пусть смеются над тобой,
Помня умный я какой.
На твоём шутовском фоне
Я - как роза в гавн-газоне!

 И тебе, Сурок, за службу
Брошку дам свою и дружбу:
Кукла ты и кукловод - 
Это знает весь народ. 
Но хоть знатный ты пустышка
И привычная отрыжка,
Спецзаданий ты мастак:
Как Му-Му, там и Му-Так.
Будешь ты мой режиссёр
И Верховный Черносёр.
Заостряй свой "божий дар"
На наш спец-репертуар:
Спец-актёров нанимай
И заданья выполняй!"

 Знаем всё мы про тебя,
Исполнительная бя!

Путин наградил орденами Жириновского, Суркова и Зельдина - Вести.Ru
Wednesday January 21st, 2015 at 3:24 PM

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Путин наградил орденами Жириновского, Суркова и Зельдина
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Президент России Владимир Путин подписал указ о государственных наградах для большой группы россиян и иностранцев, работающих в самых разных сферах — на госслужбе, на производстве, в медицине, образовании и культуре. Текст документа объемом 28 страниц опубликован ...
Путин наградил Жириновского и Суркова орденом Александра НевскогоТАСС
Путин наградил Суркова и Жириновского орденами Александра НевскогоРБК
Владимир Путин наградил Владимира Жириновского и Владислава Суркова за безупречную службуКоммерсантъ
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 В документе отмечается, что Сурков награжден "за заслуги в обеспечении деятельности Администрации президента РФ и многолетнюю безупречную государственную службу". Такой же награды удостоен и лидер ЛДПР Владимир Жириновский.


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