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Barack Obama: David, have you been telling people I address you as “bro”?

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Barack Obama and David Cameron: their talks in full Thursday January 15 th , 2015  at  4:48 PM Barack Obama 1 Share Barack Obama:  Uh, hello, David. First on the agenda is our response to the terror attacks in Paris. David Cameron:  Cool, homie! Let’s hang! Barack Obama:  David, what are you doing with your right hand? David Cameron:  I’m tryna high-five you, bud! Barack Obama:  We’re kind of pushed for time here, David, so perhaps we could begin talking about Paris. David Cameron:  Gimme some skin, G! Barack Obama:  David, I’m going to let you put your hand quietly back in your pocket, and we’ll pretend this didn’t happen. Now, about the— David Cameron:  Hey pimp, where dem bitches at! Barack Obama:  David, I’m starting to find this conversation a little uncomfortable. David Cameron:  Chill, dude! I’mma go cruise for some fly shorties and bring dem back to yo’ phat crib! Barack Obama:  David, I don’t know why you’re speaking i